BitShifter "Gotta drain the ol' 'Rod of Rassilon,' if you know what I mean..."	YibbleGuy In the sixties, formal dress was often required when playing air hockey.	TheLurker "O-7" "B-29. BINGO!" *slams table* "DAMMIT!"
TheLurker "STOP-IT-OR-I'LL-YELL-RAPE!!"	YibbleGuy Unfortunately Lydia was about to find out the hard way whether the creature was a one-horned, one-eyed, flying, purple PEOPLE-EATER, or a PURPLE-PEOPLE eater.	TheLurker "That looks like jolly good fun! Let's join in! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
TheLurker "Wow. I forgot how old and ugly I used to be."	GlitterRock Just found out he's NOT turtle-y enough for the turtle club.	MrTim Turlough gets the reflectors on his shoes positioned juuuust right.
TheLurker Oh god, please tell me they're not eyeing up.... ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!	MrTim "Bye! Have fun storming the Citadel!"	Nyssa23 Hey! I thought this was a family show! Put that thing away!
MrTim "Have any of you lads seen this girl?"	GlitterRock *typing* IT-WAS-A-DARK-AND-STORMY-NIGHT . . .	MrTim "What should I do?" "Offer her a Michelob Light, my boy!"