GlitterRock
o/` A pious Axos of the law
Who with a gesture of his claw
Removed the Doctor from his plate.
Then there was nothing but to wait
And he would fall,
Hair so poofy,
Face so young-old,
Nose so big,
And oh, so beautiful! o/`


gleeb
"If the party of the first part should later decide he does not want bigger frogs, he may cancel this agreement within 30 days…"
Huh? Oh, "claws", not "clause".


Dita DuPave
One singular Axos of Evil.


Trin Tragula
I didn't know axos had claws. I thought they had big sharp choppy edges.


GlitterRock
"Just go on wit' your business, sir. Spraying for bugs."
[SPRITZ!]
"AHHHHH! MY EYES! MYYY EYESSSS!"


ChaosWolf1982
Meanwhile, a lone Lemon Heads candy floats through space...


YibbleGuy
"Lo, I am become Shiva, devourer of Trivial Pursuit gamepieces."


Trin Tragula
"So what are you telling me, Doctor?"
"I'm telling you, Brigadier, that we're being attacked by a gigantic French loaf."
"DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BRIGADIER!"
"But..."
"But me no buts, Doctor! If me no ands! Today of all days, I will not be taunted!"


Indomitus
"Not to worry. It is French loaf, after all. Just glare at it menacingly, and it will surrender."


GlitterRock
"Ground! I wonder if it'll be friends with me?"
*SPLAT!!*


Nyssa23
It's my latest masterpiece. I call it "Hamhock and Milk Dud."


Nyssa23
Beware El Smarm-O.


GlitterRock
"Corporal Bell? Have you got those 'top-secret' folders prepared yet?"
"Almost, sir. But I need more Sharpie-markers to finish the logoes."


Indomitus
The wine list? Geez, Homeland Security will issue a gag order on anything, I guess.


AlexGariepy
Why do I have a feeling that it's really just a children's book with colorful pictures?