Indomitus "Make yourself at home. Dr Strangepork will be with you in just a moment."	AlexGariepy *sign switches* OCCUPIED	gleeb IS IN. PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5¢.
Indomitus "It's the wolf! It's the wolf! He's got a machine gun! RUN!"	GlitterRock "Ahhhhhhh! (oink! oink!) Bad Wolf! Bad Wolf!"	gleeb "You can run, but not forever! Comrade Napoleon is always right!"
GlitterRock "Jerry, I'm tellin ya the pig-man is alive! The government has been experimenting with pig-men since the fifties!"	AlexGariepy And all *I* keep thinking about is whether Miss Piggy will make the save and "HI-YAH!" Doctor Who.	RodRocket "I'm going home, now. Whee! Whee! Whee!"
RodRocket o/`"AhhhhhOOOOOOH! Aliens Of London! AhhhhhhOOOOOOOOH!"o/`	AlexGariepy "Who ordered the chopped veggies?" *raises hoof*	RodRocket The third degree of Kevin's bacon.
Zee Tonight on Fox, Muppet Autopsy!	AlexGariepy The autopsy on this thing is gonna be *delicious*. Mmmm, pork ribs...	TheLurker "And today on Blue Peter we'll be turning the pigmen into ham, bacon, porkchops... man, it's been a while since we ate Doctor Who villians!"