daupstart "... And if you call now, you can feed these poor, malnurished alien parasite children for just pennies a day..."	YibbleGuy "Hello, this is Alien Emergency Helpline." "Yeah, man, I need some help with this. If they really didn't change the script after casting a woman as Ripley instead of a man--THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE SCENE AT THE END OF THE MOVIE WHERE SIGOURNEY WEAVER STRIPS DOWN TO HER UNDERWEAR?!?"	JMShearer Ah, yes. Christmas at Granma JM's house. Some rather painful memories there...
TheLurker Suddenly, the Doctor longs for the comparetively peaceful quiet of Adric, Nyssa, and Tegan.	Gray Zombie Give me the remote. "I wanna watch Teletubbies." No, we're gonna watch the news. "I wanna watch Teletubbies." This is much more important. "I poo poo in my pants." Oh for the love of......Tom Baker didn't put up with any of this, why me?	daupstart "Take my panties, as a token of my appreciation for what you've done for us, Doctor."
YibbleGuy "Another tragic victim of Caitlin Bree."	Indomitus "Here's some soap. Try it."	AlexGariepy Carrie Fisher, Department of Star Wars Copyright Infringments...
RodRocket "Life's not been the same since BBC Television cancelled 'The Two Ronnies'!" *choke*	Sidesk "You thought you were just here to see the PM, but tonight, Harriet Jones, This Is Your Life!"	Diana Luna Joan Sims and George Wendt guest star in the next episode of Judging Amy!
Gray Zombie Wow, Daisy and Onslow really clean up for Hyacinth's candle lit dinners, don't they?	AlexGariepy Dah! Is the Doctor on a permanent sugar rush?	TheSpaceToast Well you saw the face -- why would you think the ass would leave you any saner?