AlexGariepy That's a pretty pitiful street gang they got going there.	gleeb They better be careful. That wall has been tagged by the infamous Pooh Krew.	RodRocket "I saw your picture on Page Three!"
AlexGariepy .oO(Crap, she's trying to sing again, where's my Tylenol?)	GlitterRock "900 years in time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother!" "What, never?" "Nope. Closest it ever got was Tegan's grandfather smacking my ass in 'The Awakening.'"	gleeb The rent's cheap, though.
GlitterRock Aw crap! And they just got that fixed after the aliens blew it up in "The War Of The Worlds!"	AlexGariepy Wonder why aliens keep crashing into that thing anyway. Does the clock attract aliens like moths to a fly? If so, I gotta call Ottawa, the Parliament Building might be in trouble.	GlitterRock Adam Duritz aimlessly wanders the streets, asking if there's any spare crow-counting that anyone needs done.
GlitterRock Wow. Cheri Oteri can't find work in the UK, either.	daupstart "Physics?!! Y-You told me you were a doctor of gynochology!! I let you--" "HAHAHAHA Ahhhhhh... Yeah, I know."	AlexGariepy His head is trying to escape from his neck.
YibbleGuy Uh, if the object has crash landed into Big Ben ... you can probably upgrade it from "Unidentified" at that point.	TheLurker Well, at least they didn't get St. Paul's Cathe- *CRASH!!* Dang, there goes the old Thames Television skyline.	RodRocket "Shouldn't I be a pop star? Crikey, I'm at least as cute as Samantha Fox!"