GlitterRock "You WILL give in to the power of the bald!" "Must.... not.... submit......"	Indomitus Comprehensive laboratory tests have provided conclusive evidence that, in a wind tunnel, the bald man has the distinct advantage.	GlitterRock Hey, they're supposed to be Unquiet Dead! Why're they shutting her up? "They've heard her sing before, Glitter." Ahhhhh. Point well made.
tysolna Missing: One teacup. Suspect: Green alien on the left.	GlitterRock "Tea, sir?" (Professor Chronotis rushes in from the 'Shada' gallery) "Did someone say 'tea??'"	tysolna "It was rather small in diameter... but it fit my mouth perfectly."
AlexGariepy "And then you add just a PINCH of panic, and voila, you got your very own Victorian mob..."	GlitterRock It's the Victorian "Mystery Science Theatre 1869!" "Greetings friends. I am Master Joel Robinson, and this is my artificial companion, Tiny Tom Servo. Today, we shall be sitting through a performance of 'The Serpent on the Hearth.' I'm certain it will be quite dreadful."	YibbleGuy John Quincy Adams: Patriot, President, Booger-Flicker.
Indomitus "You don't honestly think that any British show, no matter how futuristic, could get away with not using period costumes once in a while, do you?"	Sidesk "Eh? What? Speak up!"	GlitterRock Sure, you can laugh now ... but Charles Dickens had one HELL of a right-cross.
AlexGariepy "Heeheehee, I got no top in this library and no one's arresting me!"	AlexGariepy Psst, those aren't onions, and you're not peeling them so quit sobbing. "They remind me of back home and Mr. Potato Heaaaad... wahhhh..."	AlexGariepy "Your period costume looks wrong... aha! That earring wasn't supposed to be around for another two years!" "How do you know this?" "... Shut up, I'm not the time-traveler here!"