gleeb Every now and then, British officers get out ordinance maps and fantasize about shelling old ex-girlfriends' houses.	GlitTurkeyRock "Being the Brigadier's right-hand man isn't as glamorous as you'd think. Today he's got me putting up shelf-paper in his kitchen."	GlitTurkeyRock What the-- the Doctor's holding a donut... but his shadow's holding a vibrator??? Damn Faction Paradox and their tricks!
twetwe23 "Found your magic nose goblins in that hanky, Doctor?" "Not yet, Jo, not yet. Just give me time."	gmask1 "There's a prop budget in here somewhere - Jo, run and fetch me the electron microscope"	GlitTurkeyRock "The atomic-makeup is unmistakable." "You mean...?" "Yes. That bastard Santa left me a lump of coal!"
gleeb Remember, it's not enough to just crack a window.	gleeb When threatened, Upper-Middle Woman unleases the full force of her disapprobation!	Nyssa23 Keeping Up Appearances 2: Hyacinth's Revenge
Dita DuPave I always knew that Dancing Baby was a demon incarnate.	Nyssa23 With Mattel's new "Island of Dr. Moreau" playset, you'll have fun until the U.N. gets wind of your activities!	Sidesk Even in the path of a small tornado, the Doctor stopped to help a dying man.
Dita DuPave Bill Murray got killed by a HalloweenTown character!	The BitShifter In other news, Mr. Potato Head is wanted on a count of first degree murder. Approach with caution. He is considered eyed and dangerous.	The BitShifter Well, at least they're arriving for their quarry shots in style.