GlitterRock
"C'mon Mickey! Let's get the kiss outta the way before the fanfic writers start a slashfic!"


Dita DuPave
His companion is Chris Tucker?


The_Gray_Zombie
Tonight, on The Head Detective


GlitterRock
Wow! I heard these soccer hooligan pub-fights were rough, but I NEVER imagined....


AlexGariepy
Why is he carrying Data's head?


Coakley
Meanwhile, in a Sleepy Hollow diner...


GlitterRock
Day One of shooting, and because of a scheduling snafu Eccleston erupts in anger and loses his head.


GlitterRock
I'm still trying to understand having the large Rold-Gold pretzels in the console room.....


ChaosWolf1982
Well, okay, but what about the giant Listerine-filled bong?


AlexGariepy
"Come onnnnnn, save the world!"
"No."
"Awww, I'll be your friend."
"No."
"Give you nookie?"
"No."
"Offer you free pie?"
"..."


Coakley
"Did Romana ever sass me like this? I don't think so. Did Tegan ever sass me like this? I don't think so. Did Ace... okay, maybe once in a while, but still..."


Trin Tragula
"Does Rosie-wosie want her din-dins?"


GlitterRock
"Ya wanna be one of my companions, Rose Tyler... ya gotta learn t'take a punch."
WHAP!


Trin Tragula
"One more thing before I agree to travel with you. Are there going to be any fart jokes?"
"...No."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
...
"Okay, maybe one or two..."


YibbleGuy
"It's 6:30."