Trin Tragula
"No, sir. I'm sure you didn't, sir. Don't worry, we don't morally censure you, sir, we just want the money."


GlitterRock
God, is it possible that Inferno-Liz is even MORE bitter than the regular-universe one??


AlexGariepy
I hear the alternate-Inferno-Liz is even more bitter. She's even bald in that one.


gleeb
She struggled mighily, but the lemon drop was too strong…


GlitterRock
"Alright, one more time. Ahem -- 'Little Bunny Foo Foo hoppin' through the forest, scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head....'"


Dita DuPave
"Ummm, Doctor, are you trying to be Vash The Stampede or trying to 'get' my nose?"


AlanPartridge
The Doctor happily does his own version of the movie "Watership Down" to entertain the troops.


AlexGariepy
Chokeslam! BAHGAWD the Doctor is a Hoss!


GlitterRock
Greg Proops and David Duchovny!


Diana Luna
"Remember kids, do not piss off aliens, or you could find yourself in the brink of an invasion!"


gleeb
3-2 odds on the Doctor, HI-KEEBA, using judo on someone before this is over.


Trin Tragula
Private Parts
HOWARD STERN
Private Enterprise
RICHARD BRANSON
Private Eye
PIERCE BROSNAN


gleeb
Private Dancer
TINA TURNER


Dita DuPave
PRIVATE BENJAMIN
Goldie Hawn


twetwe123
*patooie* Just try to get a spitball further than that, Yates.