elKapitan "Where's my money?" "I ain't got it." "Is Joe Namath gonna have to choke a bitch?"	JohnSteed Down on their luck, the Wind and Fire crystals mug innocent children to make end's meat.	The_Gray_Zombie Oh great, a Pertwee Crotch Shot.
TheLurker He's almost fully dialated! Bring me some clean towls and hot water!	AlexGariepy Who the First? Man, I thought they just called him the First Doctor. Geez...	Shockeye Those car thieves are quick!
LongLiveRock Um, Doctor why is everybody laughing at us?	LauraPowers85 "Jethro! Granny fell off the back!"	GlitterRock (HONK! HONK!) "Why don't you go an' buy a hovercraft while you're at it, you great gray poofter!" (HONK! HONK!)
Trin Tragula "Asking Happy Fun Brigadier why this story has 'Doctor Who and...' in the title constitutes taunting."	The Bitshifter "Yes, this *is* the only story to have "Dr. Who" in the title. Look, can we have some questions about *something* other than the show's title?"	GlitterRock (raising hand) "Yes?" "I was wondering how faithful this episode's adaptation to the book is?" "I'm sorry, what?" "You know. It's based on that book Malcolm Hulke wrote, 'Doctor Who And The Cave Monsters.'" "No no no. Hulke wrote that book BASED on this episode." "Really?" "Yes." "...Are you sure?" "Quite sure." "I see. .. .. .. .. Then what's with having 'Doctor Who' in the title then-- " "NO MORE QUESTIONS!"
The_Gray_Zombie The Doctor and Bob Newhart team up to face the evil of The Darryls of Skaro.	AlexGariepy *wiggles nose* *POOF as Who teleports into a nice hottub with some ladies*	Trin Tragula "I assure you, Happy Fun Brigadier, that this little problem can be solved without the services of my magic nose goblins."