GlitterRock
"Next on Broken-Antiques Roadshow"....


GlitterRock
"Uh... this doesn't look like the chest from the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie."
"It's not, sir. It's one of Cortez's others. It's still got a curse, but it's a much smaller one."


MrfnordTim
I never realized Tony Randall did a spot on Doctor Who!


JurassicPork
"Gaze into my brass aureoles of the future!"


gleeb
"Again, woman? Are you tryin' to make me late? There's poachin' to be done!"


daupstart
"Carrie Fisher is no more. I am... Giga-Carrie!" (dramatic music)


GlitterRock
"I'm telling you, Brigadier, there's no way I can continue serving as your scientific advisor unless you allocate another £5,000 for my eyeliner-budget!"


gleeb
Chipmunk-Man is born this day!


GlitterRock
"I've got a plan, and it's as hot as my PANTS!"


GlitterRock
Yates pulls the "Oops, dropped the soap" gag again.....


Trin Tragula
"IF YA SMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLELELELELELELELLELELELL!"


AlexGariepy
The Doc says this, next time you bring a camera around you don't make a scene of the Doc taking a shower. This is the Doc's time you ssssssssssick fffffreak! Now get your ass out of here before the Doc whoops it!


MrAtomik
I'm wearin' me showersk capsk, ahhhgagagagagagagaga


Shockeye
.oO(If he even dares touch that toilet handle...)


klutzka
I'll never wear a shower cap again.