GlitterRock
o/` I'll send him cheezy movies... the worst I can find, la-la-la! o/`


Mr Padgett
No, no, no! How many times do I have to tell you? You can't play a galaxy hex next to a vortex hex! If you can't play the game without cheating, I'm going home!


Trin Tragula
"And that, dear boy, is Navigation Officer Kristine Z. Kochanski."


GlitterRock
Is this "Driving Miss Daisy?"


Mr Padgett
Yes!! The extremely rare Green eyes, black teeth, bad skin condition, Toy Soldier Yu-Gi-Oh card!! I've got it and you don't, nyah nyah!!


Trin Tragula
In British law, it is legal for a man to piss up against the front right tyre of his vehicle.


Coakley
"What did the five fingers say the face? (POW) I'm Alydon the Thal, bitch!"


The BitShifter
A fierce bidding war erupts for the "Three Daleks" painting in the background


Coakley
A very VERY slim Jack Black.


AlexGariepy
She's got Charlie Brown's Christmas tree on her head.


daupstart
(kilcka klicka klack klackity klack)
"Damn! Snake eyes! Lost *again*! Sum'bitch!!"
"Sighhh. Welp, time to hand over the keys and pink slip to that spaceship you got, Flash. Doc, give the man cab fair, will ya?"


Shockeye
"Now my dear Chesterton, run down past the tree, cut back five paces and I'll fake it to you."


Coakley
"So, the idea is a vampire with a soul is trying to make amends for past misdeeds? Isn't that bascially Forever Knight?"
"It isn't like Forever Knight. Did they sing 'Mandy' on Forever Knight?"
"No, but that one vamp hosted a talk radio show."
"... Shut up."


GlitterRock
The Daleks' greatest defeat? The Dalek War? No, it was the Dot.Com stock disaster of 2000.
"SEEK! LOCATE!! LIQUIDATE DALEK ASSETS!!"


Shockeye
Ian uses his secret decoder ring to find out the Thals super secret message of the day:
"Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine? Son of a bitch!"