The BitShifter
Seconds away from a Dalek double-penetration...


MrfnordTim
The Skaro Community Playhouse presents Heathers.


LongLiveRock
SUZY-CREAMCHEESE-WHATS-GOT-INTO-YA!


MrfnordTim
"DO-YOU-LIKE-TO-DRAW? SKETCH? DOODLE?"


Trin Tragula
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE-THE-FOURTH-WALL!"


Coakley
"SHE-NAMED-THE-KID-APPLE?"


The BitShifter
At least now we know where to kick if we're attacked by a Dalek...


AlexGariepy
SO-WHO-IS-GOING-TO-FILL-THE-ACCIDENT-REPORT?
"NOT-ME, I-DID-IT-LAST-TIME."


The BitShifter
~o/ Second floor Daleks, Skaron refugees and Time Lords, going down! /o~


GlitterRock
"DO-NOT-SQUEEZE-THE-CHARMIN-OR-YOU-WILL-BE-EXTERMINATED!"


TheLurker
o/` Well now it's time to say goodbye to the Doc and all his friends,
And they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in... o/`


Coakley
"What would a Dalek do with a device like that?"
"IT-IS-NOT-MINE. I-HAVE-NEVER-SEEN-THAT-BEFORE-IN-MY-LIFE. THAT-SORT-OF-THING-IS-NOT-MY-BAG- BABY."


Coakley
"OOh, lookit me, I'm a Dalek. I try to conquer the whole universe even though I can only glide across smooth surfaces and I only have a plunger to handle things... He's right behind me, isn't he?"


Mr Padgett
Yes folks, It's the amazing Dalek Whisk-O-Matic and Death Ray!! Make omlettes in half the time and atomize your enemies with just a flick of the ergonomically designed dalekanium grip! Only 19.99, order your today!! Act now, and we'll throw in a set of Doctor target dummies as well! Make delicious omlettes and practice your aim destroying the Ka Faraq Gatri at the same time!! Don't delay, order today! DO-SO-OR-YOU-WILL-BE-EXTERMINATED!!


Indomitus
"You're here to rescue me! You got my note!"
"Well, I got *A* note..."