GlitterRock "I'm not going back. I like it here on Omicron Ceti 3, Jim. Hahahahahaha!"	GlitterRock The photo of Jonathan Harris and John Inman you NEVER wanted to see!	MrfnordTim "HERE-IS-MY-CHARACTER. SHE'S-AN-ELF-SORCERESS-WITH-AN-EIGHTEEN-CHARISMA!" "DUDE! WHY-DO-YOU-ALWAYS-HAVE-TO-PLAY-GIRLS?"
GlitterRock "OH-GOD-OH-GOD-OH-GOD! I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-I-GOT-CAROLE-ANN-FORD'S-AUTOGRAPH!" "GEEZ-DUDE! MAINTAIN!"	Coakley YOU-WILL-HAVE-THIRTY-MINUTES-TO-COMPLETE-THE-TEST. MAKE-SURE-YOUR-NUMBER-TWO-PENCIL-IS-SHARPENED. FILL-OUT-THE-CIRCLES-COMPLETELY-OR-YOU-WILL-BE-EX-TER-MIN-A-TED.	AlexGariepy "WE-WILL-ASK-HER-TO-PLEASE-SIGN-AN-AUTOGRAPH-OR-BE-EXTERMINATED!"
AlexGariepy ONCE-YOU-ARE-FINISHED-WITH-THE-TEST-PLEASE-FLIP-THE-PAPER-OVER-AND-WAIT-QUIETLY-UNTIL-TIME-IS-UP. "But I'm the only one here..." DO-AS-WE-SAY-OR-YOU-WILL-BE-... "Okay! Okay..."	GlitterRock "SO-TAKE-A-LETTER, MARIA. ADDRESS-IT-TO-MY-WIFE. SAY-I-WON'T-BE-COMING-HOME, GONNA-START-A-NEW-LIFE."	GlitterRock "You wouldn't happen to have any of those Dalek-bumps in a C-cup, would you?"
AlexGariepy "MY-FACE-IS-UP-HERE, YOU-KNOW."	TheBitShifter That thing's going to sneak up and have a look in Ian's ear...	Dita DuPave Somebody mounted Pingu's beak!
Indomitus Better clear out. She looks like she could break out into a verse of "Papa Can You Hear Me" at any moment.	Sidesk "Now, is one of you going to give me my hairbrush back, or do I have to destroy this whole stinking planet! Hmmm?"	TheBitShifter "You go out 10 yards and cut across. Ian's going to block, and Susan's going to go long. I'll throw it to you in the flat."