BitShifter "ALLEMANDE-LEFT-WITH-YOUR-RIGHT-HAND FOLLOW-THROUGH-WITH-A-RIGHT-AND-LEFT-GRAND"	GlitterRock The whole "Dalek tag-team match" idea at Wrestlemania was doomed from the start.	alexgariepy Next week: Dr. Who in Dulpo Land.
MrfnordTim Susan is accosted by a homeless gamer: "Hey lady, spare an hour for a short dungeon crawl? I've got some dice in this box and I'm wearing a battle mat!"	Indomitus "Please don't die! Not when I'm so close to being Natalie Imbruglia!"	alexgariepy YOU-IDIOT-YOU-WEREN'T-SUPPOSED-TO-HIT-THE-"RELEASE-ALL-PRISONERS"-SWITCH! "WELL-EXCUSE-ME, BUT-I-CAN'T-HELP-THAT-MY-PLUNGER-IS-TOO-STIFF-TO-PULL-AWAY!"
Diana Luna "WOULD-YOU-LIKE-TO-DANCE?"	Trin Tragula "THAT-LIGHT-BULB-GAG-WAS-FUNNY-THOUGH" "WHAT?" "FROM-SERIES-SIX-WHEN-RIM-MER-WAN-TED-TO-GO-TO-RED-ALERT..." "YOUR-SEN-SES-ARE-IM-PAIRED! YOU-ARE-NO-LON-GER-BE-HAVING LIKE-A-TRUE-DA-LEK!" ...	GlitterRock The Naughty Parts of a Companion #5: the Ass.
Trin Tragula Ian, is this really the time for an impromptu game of Twister?	MrfnordTim It took all three of them and half an hour's work, but they finally got Barbara into those pants she wore when she was a teenager.	GlitterRock "Grandfather, there's a Dalek at the door. He says he'll shovel our sidewalk for $8,000." "$8,000?!? That's a little steep! How about ten dollars?" "PLEASE-SIR-LET-GO-OF-THAT-TIGHT-GRIP-YOU-HAVE-ON-MY-BALLS. TEN-DOLLARS, YOU'RE-BREAKING-MY-BALLS, SIR." "How about $15?" "IT'S-A-DEAL!"
GlitterRock .oO I just know I'll get into Studio 54 tonight with my new pants! Oo.	GlitterRock It's the Bugaloos!	Dita DuPave Suzanne Somers pre-lifting and separating.