TheLurker "-uck off, Doctor!"	GlitterRock VILLAIN PROFILE: The War Chief AKA: "Not the Master" PLUSSES: Pretty cunning. A cool evil Time Lord. Looks good in a mustache .... damn, that all sounds familiar! MINUSES: Went a little crazy with the weird-ass muttonchops. Had an irrational fixation with big-ass medallions. SECRET DESIRE: Wishes that fandom would decide whether or not the War Chief's really the Master -- that way he'd know whether having sex with himself would be masturbation or incest.	Mr Padgett Proof that Time Lords and squirrels share a common ancestry.
GlitterRock Ah. So there's twice the chance this story will feature a quarry. Good, good.	GlitterRock "I call it a Whobik's Cube!	BitShifter "Trionic lattice" my ass... that looks like a plain ol' house key!
Dita DuPave Damn, where did they get that giant bee hive?	MrfnordTim Aw, man! I hate it when my Sim forgets to use the bathroom!	Mr Padgett How much longer, Doctor? Just a few more minutes, thanks to my EZ-Bake TARDIS oven!!
LongLiveRock Knowing the finale is near, the Doc gives into temptation and stares mesmerizingly at the happy jolly candy-like button!	LadyBlackAdder New for Christmas 2004: The TARDIS Tree Ornament! Press the lantern and hear a Christmas greeting from one of eight Doctors: "Mes... mur... Merry kis... cwis... chr... hmm, Christmas! Hmm!" (1) "Oh my giddy aunt, it's Christmas?!" (2) "Happy Chrithmath! Peath on Earth and good tidingth!" (3) "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! A new year is like a new house, you have to take the rough with the smooth..." (4) "Happy Christmas. Hang the mistletoe! Or celery, if you're concerned about gases in the praxis range..." (5) "Happy Christmas, and have a happy New Year! Hmm, two "happy"s in one sentence..." (6) "Have the best Christmas! The best Christmas since the dawn of time!" (7) "Ooh, these shoes fit perfectly! Oh yes - Happy Christmas! Did you know I'm half-human on my mother's side...?" (8)	Trin Tragula "Right, Adric, now we're going to open the doors and flush the Master out of the TARDIS!"
Coakley Is this the part where a stand-in fills in for James Doohan's hand?	GlitterRock "What's it do?" "It gives the Time Lords dual-control. Infernal cheek! I shall complain when this is over..... ..... of course, I really should be more thankful. The Time Lords haven't regenerated me, they let me travel despite my exile, and they let me get my old companions back after going through all the trouble of wiping their memories of me--AHHHHHHHHHH SEASON 6B!!!! WHY DOES THOU TORMENT ME SOOOOOO?!??????	MrfnordTim Here we see the wee folk who live inside your air filter.