GlitterRock He may have a thirst for conquest, but the War Lord's first love will always be skeeball.	GlitterRock "She says you make her feel -- like a virgin." "A virgin, Zidler?" "You know.... touched for the very first time!"	Trin Tragula "I'm fucked, aren't I?" "You will be soon."
MrfnordTim Even after spending the night in a tauntaun carcass, Sean Connery is cool as a cucumber.	BitShifter "If I don't get to be War Chief, I'm taking my toys and going home!"	MrfnordTim Geez, it's like somebody stuck Public Enemy and Devo in a blender and hit frappe!
MrfnordTim Cola War Zone . . . Star War Zone . . . Browser War Zone . . .	TheLurker Flame War Zone (aka rec.arts.drwho)....	GlitterRock "Oooh, the accordion, sir?? Please, honor us with a rendition of 'Lady of Spain!'"
Sidesk "And this is the Gold Disc I got for Whose Doctor Who..."	GlitterRock Say what you want about the War Guards, but they do have some pretty tight asses!	Trin Tragula "I hope I emptied my dressing room before that bastard Pertwee gets in there."
MrAtomik Having a "Decay Contest" with Austin Powers	Mr Padgett Arrrr, ye be wantin' me TARRRRRDIS, eh? Well ye cant's have it, says I!!	GlitterRock "Si, I am ze Frito Bandito!"