MrfnordTim Starsky and Hutch: The *Really* Early Years	GlitterRock "Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo! I had to pop a cop cuz he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown!... ... I just heard that somewhere...."	YibbleGuy In a monochromatic world, Wayne Newton has no idea how to send red roses to a blue lady.
GlitterRock WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?	Trin Tragula Holy shit. I think we get the message.	GlitterRock He's gone crosseyed!
Dita DuPave "Prepare the Wonkavision!"	BitShifter A TARDIS controlled entirely by refrigerator magnets.. must have been the Type 20.	GlitterRock "No one escapes from Stalag 13!"
MrfnordTim Saturday night in the Severe Head Trauma Ward.	MrfnordTim "Woot! Woot! Come on party people! Put your hands in the air!"	MrfnordTim "LIGHTNING BOLT!" *FZZZOT!*
TheLurker oO Captured by ANOTHER Satanic cult! How embarrassing... Oo	GlitterRock "Alright kids, you've all got your 3D glasses on, right? Now get ready for 'Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses!'"	tinaw Victim R. Punchmagnet