alexgariepy E.T. will phone f***ing home.	gleeb The Dandelion Gun: just point, shoot, and your enemy's garden will be filled with weeds for years.	MrfnordTim "Hello, little girl! Would you like some candy?"
gleeb Well, somebody identifies with Torgo, eh?	GlitterRock I sense Sarah Jane's gonna be filing her second "Sontaran sexual-harassment" lawsuit in the past two seasons!	NurseNoir Ed Begley, Jr. misbehaves.
Dita DuPave "We'll hurt you with our lamp stands!"	alexgariepy They double as gun AND cattle prod? Damn, I want me one of them magic lamp stands!	LauraPowers85 Aragorn? As much as I enjoy this scene, I can't help but long for a shackled Legolas too...
Trin Tragula Now that's a truly spectacularly crap laser.	GlitterRock You'd think that Harry's a good enough doctor to know when someone's foaming at the mouth THAT much, it's not good....	Sidesk "No... I think a kiss is out of the question."
Trin Tragula "No, Aragorn, I will not give you a kiss." "Oh, come on. There are millions of fanfic writers on the edge of their seats..."	TheLurker "Crucifixion? Good."	GlitterRock Ewwwww.... don't do that thing with your tongue!