GlitterRock John Edward talks to the dead for the first time. "So.... dead, huh? Man, that sucks."	The Secretive Bus "Well, it's 7 o ' clock on UK Gold, and now we see Jamie turning into a cyborg Centaur - the latest thrilling plot development in: DOCTOR WHO!" "Nananana, nananana..."	GlitterRock "Well, aloha thailor!"
meqal The Krotons desperately search the Internet for the rumored Lurker/Anthony Ainley sex tape.	The Secretive Bus "Hey, like, is that your penis? Hur hur hur, hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur!" "Well, obviously not-" "Quiet, I'm not finished. Hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur!"	BitShifter "Yes, they're real, and they're spectacular!"
meqal Damn the mayonnaise has gone bad. That's it everyone back in the TARDIS. The picnic is canceled.	The Secretive Bus "Say cheese!" "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!" "Good God."	BitShifter Patrick is shocked as the BBC cameraman unsuccessfully tries to upskirt Wendy...
alexgariepy Come on, it's just a little spider. You have a heel, use it.	The Secretive Bus Remember, children: Knickers are bad, bad things.	Agent_Moldy "Whoa, did he just dangle his baby in front of a crocodile???"
The Secretive Bus Before our very eyes, Patrick Troughton's left hand transforms into a peeled banana.	YibbleGuy "This is the most powerful Christmas cracker in the world, punk. Pull on it, and it will blow your head clean off. Now you've got to ask yourself a question: 'How badly do I want to wear the paper hat and read the silly joke?' So, do you feel lucky? Well, DO ya, punk?"	The Secretive Bus Hmm. A scone. Well, that passed a whole.... ooo, 3 seconds of my life. Maybe I should retire early.