GlitterRock Look. Look into the forehead of Philip Madoc and know FEAR!!	GlitterRock "Malcolm, Reese... your mom's gonna KILL me!"	TheLurker "What canary?" (burps out feathers)
TheLurker Where will you be when you realize that no matter how many soaps you appear on, all people will remember you for is running around in a skirt with a fake accent?	alexgariepy Suddenly I want to wear it on my finger and suck on it. That's not normal, is it?	BitShifter The MCP when he was just a little nipper...
GlitterRock Thousands go to Oahu each year to see Diamond Head...	The Secretive Bus "Have you got a plan, Doctor?" "I'm going to blow them up!" *Marge Simpson grumble*	GlitterRock Cool, I'm playing DOOM!
alexgariepy GlitterRock gets to start off with a tank gun, while I get stuck with no weapons? Stupid handicap deathmatches...	The Secretive Bus I pressed the player 3 button! I PRESSED IT! Why did nothing happen? Damn it!	GlitterRock Petula Clark learned the hard way don't sleep in the subway.....
The Secretive Bus "Ook ook ook." "Well done. Have a banana." "OOK!" "A pineapple. Fine. Have it your own way."	klutzka "These exercise bikes are a real godsend.I haven't been this fit in years!"	The Secretive Bus "OOOOOOK!" "I've given someone else the pineapple." "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" "Christ. Alright, I'll go and buy another."