TheDiva:
It's the Klondite Bill Belichick!

Mattteus:
K bye

AlexGariepy:
Does it involve your giant, glassy, animated eyes?

GlitterRock:
Klondite, I could kiss you!

TheDiva:
Who thought up this plot, Dick Dastardly and Muttley?

Indomitus:
"Can't be tampering with the games, because he's in full view of everyone. These people can't be that stupid... can they?"

TheDiva:
So, in other galaxies they use Earth measurments and standard Earth physical contests? That makes things easier.

Indomitus:
.oO(OF COURSE! They mean to win Wimbledon!... No, wait, that's not it.)Oo.

BlueNothing:
I hope it's waffles

gleeb:
It's going to take him a week to run 10 yards? Who wrote this, Zeno?

TheDiva:
Don'tworkdon'tworkdon'twork...

Indomitus:
AAAA-AAAAAAAAH!
SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!!

GlitterRock:
Even in this context, I never ever wanted to see John flash us.

Mattteus:
Wow these games really bring in the spectators eh?

Indomitus: