GlitterRock Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.	TheLurker Dude, don't take a whiz on the TARDIS! That's not cool, man!	GlitterRock Ok, stop me if you heard this: a man walks into a TARDIS-- [BONK!!] Oh, sorry.
Coakley Darn it, I'm always $20,000 short in my checking account.	alexgariepy Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Canadian Finance... "Wait a minute... you mean the whole time that little hyphen was a negative? Ah crap..."	GlitterRock The Whitewater records haunt Hilary Clinton....
GlitterRock "He looks familiar, though I can't place the face....."	alexgariepy I knew it! The Eighth Doctor is really a mechanical automaton with no face!	TheLurker "Tearth, Tharah Jane? Where there'th life, there'th hope..."
Coakley Hey, it's Dr. Loveless' mechanical spider!	GlitterRock WARNING: Exposure to Happy Fun Ball may result of spontaneous loss of noses on 3 out of 4 comsumers.	LadyBlackAdder The Doctor has to come up with his own title sequence: "Maybe if I spin it fast enough it'll look like a time tunnel!"
TheLurker "Now which one of you has the time scanner?" *moooo....* "You know, I don't think these cows know anything about the time scanner."	Coakley The Doctor takes a shortcut through an old "Strangers in Paradise" comic and shouts out to Freddie Femur. "You were a bastard to Francine, Femur!"	MrTim He's reading a Cat storybook.