TheLurker
The Planet of the Clip Art
By Eric Saward
Part 1


GlitterRock
"Romana, come, come and take my oddly-shaped hand...."


alexgariepy
I would... but my hands are fused together... damn clip art.


GlitterRock
But Mummy ... I wanna color the Andorian purple!


Coakley
"Oh, man, I should've taken the blue pill!"


TheLurker
Hey mister, why the long face? (Sorry, sorry)


GlitterRock
He's like an albino-version of Sinestro!


YibbleGuy
Ben Gazzara stars in the wacky, lighthearted cartoon version of John Cassavetes' "Husbands."


The Secretive Bus
Priest hit by cricketball: for full details, turn to page 21.


Coakley
This must be that Happy Fun Ball I've heard so much about lately...


The Secretive Bus
That looks like Davros! How exciting!


The Secretive Bus
Two armchairs meet up to have a pot of tea.
"I love what you've done with this place, Cedric..."


BitShifter
No sax allowed in the TARDIS.


GlitterRock
o/` Pure misery.... and yet I've a talent to amuse... o/`


The Secretive Bus
THE SECOND ULTIMATE FIGHT - CHRONOTIS VERSUS A BOOKCASE!
"HWAAAAA!"