Mattteus:
It's just everyone and everything growling at you John.

AlexGariepy:
You follow some footprints, and you hear growling... gee, I wonder if the two are somewhat connected?

TheCarolingDiva:
"Almost like a bear! A bear of the polar regions!"

GlitterBellRock:
... and while the bear was busy mauling Johnny, the Doctor and Gillian made their escape. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Indomitus:
"I got your humidor full of Cuban cigars, grandfather!"

Indomitus:
"Okay, now smile and say 'It's the Real Thing'!"

AlexGariepy:
*polar bear helps with sign language*

Mattteus:
Now that it can't hunt it's now doomed to a slow painful death by starvation.

TheCarolingDiva:
"In fact, he'll be mutilated horribly by the next animal to cross its path! He-he!"

Mattteus:
yep....magic box.

Zee:
I guess since he's shrunk, the bear's gonna drink from those small Coca-Cola mini-cans.

AlexGariepy:
No, not the magician of... THE forest???

Dante83:
A really CHATTY demon magician.

TheCarolingDiva:
Ruining Christmas is a much bigger industry than I thought...

Mattteus:
Great formation, guys

Mattteus:
He's like Krankor crossed with Fran Drescher.

AlexGariepy:
John's been possessed by the Demon Magician! Get him!

Klatuu 7:
It's a young Rorschach!

Mattteus:
So are Santa and the Magician exes? Why do they hate each other so much?

KKDW:
"It was either the Demon Magician, or Emperor Hadrian!"

AlexGariepy:
Hey, maybe Santa just decided to beef up security, ever thought of that?

Mattteus:
*David Copperfield emerges from wall*

Mattteus:
*pans right revealing end of wall five yards away*

Mattteus:
He has a FLYING SLEIGH ya moron!

Granamyr1:
Unfortunately for the demon, the wall just happened to be part of the Maginot Line.

Mattteus:
*sexy muted trumpet music*

Mattteus:
The badonkadonk squirrel.

Zee:
"Point the magic box at the wall and.... SQUIRREL!"
*Doctor chases squirrel out of the frame*