Sidesk "What's up, Doc?"	Coakley "Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the Matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race. Also, BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"	torgone Middle Class Twit Of The Year
MrTim " . . . uck off!"	GlitterRock VILLAIN PROFILE: The White Robot AKA: "Not The Right Robot." PLUSSES: Kinda funky looking. MINUSES: Nine times out of ten, it looks like they're holding their weapon -- which they it doesn't need to do cause the damn thing's ATTACHED to its chest! SECRET DESIRE: Still hoping to hear back from Jefferson Airplane about recording "White Robot."	GlitterRock "Now listen... this is where the libretto comes in. Magnificent!"
LongLiveRock Damn, Hindu God!	LauraPowers85 No, it's Moses. He's asking for Macaroni pictures and popcorn necklaces.	MrTim Hey, cool! It's a twelve-sided die with a sea anemone inside!
GlitterRock "Have either of you seen that little bitch Laura Ingalls anywhere?"	Coakley "You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. Also, BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" (Special thanks to IMDB.com for saving the quotes.)	GlitterRock .oO Hmm. Frazer's acting's a bit more wooden than usual... Oo.
GlitterRock Ugh. Pat canNOT pull off looking kittenish!	alexgariepy To my dear friend Grover, I would leave my stash of... of... COOKIES! *binge-fest that only the Cookie Monster could do*	LauraPowers85 Why has no one ever captured Bigfoot in the woods before? Because he stays at the Holiday Inn Express.