TheDiva
If I know Jack, this is hardly the first time he's palmed someone's balls.

GlitterRock
I doubt it's the first time he's dribbled with someone's balls either.

Indomitus
Yeah, probably not the first time he's played basketball either.

Wait, that didn't follow.

GlitterRock
"Darth Tyra... RIIIISE."

AlexGariepy
O_o

tinaw
"My girlfriend's hot, ain't she? Wait'll you meet my boyfriend -- GOORRRR-geous!"

GlitterRock
"Don't judge me, Jack, I've seen some of the dogs you go out with! How about that fat chick last week?"
"That wasn't a chick -- and he was hung like a moose, thankyouverymuch!"

GlitterRock

GlitterRock
So cyber conversion is so advanced and technical that it places a higher priority on doing the person's nails before, I don't know... finishing ANYTHING ELSE in the process?

GlitterRock
"Easy there, cameraman. Just because we're post-Watershed doesn't mean you can move in for a big ol' closeup of her Cyber hoo-hoo!"

Shadarus
I just noticed that her belly button has an eyelid.

YibbleGuy
Bad choice all the way around. She has two handles that would be much easier to carry her with ... and two other handles that would be much more fun.

Shadarus
Geez, Jack, the CAMERA'S on!!!

TheDiva
He knows.

AlexGariepy
Jack knows (how to) jack.

tinaw
He wouldn't be Jack if he couldn't.

TheDiva
She got a little too close to the microwave. Or the time traveling bunny room.

Coakley
This is like Sphere... except maybe a little better.