The BitShifter
He's going to order more Dalek parts from Staples!

GlitterRock
"To have by my hand, a button that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure on my thumb, enough to press the Great Big Threatening Button, would end everything. Yes. I would do it. That power would set me up ABOVE THE GODS!!"

gleeb
What's the point of Dalek passport photos anyway?

GlitterRock
That was so Davros could keep his identity secret whilst still being able to fight crime as a costumed adventurer, yknow?

Indomitus
Isn't "spode" the past tense of "spade"?

GizM
Because K-9 and Company was already taken.

TheDiva
Fuck, not Emmy Rossum!

GlitterRock
"Hold on a tick: these were supposed to be the sex toys! That means Maria's got the box with-- MARIA! DON'T OPEN THAT BOX!!"
(upstairs... sounds of humming, rattling, metallic-grinding, a cuckoo clock, a low moo, loud vibrating, train chugging)
"Ohhmygawd!! I'm a woman now!!"

eber3
"Hello I'm the ex-wife who just walks into her ex-husbands new house without knocking or calling ahead. Once in I make rude comments to everyone and tell my ex what he should be doing and how. Then of course I demand the money, for the third time, that I just told him to post yesterday. I also ignore my daughters pleas to spend more time with her as I'm to busy, like always, bragging about my lover. Expect me to get eaten by an alien real soon. Perhaps fed to one by my ex as the audience cheers."

TheDiva
"Hi, I'm Smarmy McChav."

TheDiva
The April page in the Young Dykes of Britain 2008 calendar.

eber3
"It's called gleeting honey, it'll make you lots of friends at school!"

Zee
Waxworks III!?

kilroy105
Meanwhile in Our House...
*whisper whisper*
No, not the one in the middle of our street... the one with Wilford Brimley.

AlexGariepy
Do the British girls have this thing about having the Hermoine poofy hair look?

Sidesk
Revitalised by the RTD virus, even crappy actresses who haven't been able to get proper acting gigs for 30 YEARS can find themselves rejuvenated.

OZOO
"Quick! Hide me!"
"Why?"
"I've just read the script for Torchwood, and I have to kiss Toshiko! TOSH-I-KO!!!"

GlitterRock
Cripes, is the Annoying Super Kid factory churning out clones or what? First we've got Hermione...

Then we've got that brat on Smallville...

... and now Maria?? Someone please, cut their funding!!