tinaw
Get over yourself, Donna. It's empty because they've transferred all the information to a bigger notebook.

DewBeDewBeDew
The Binder of Impossible Things

GlitterRock
I've already pre-ordered my Series Four Donna Noble© action figure, complete with her ATMOS Binder© accessory. September can't get here quick enough!

Zee
It's her catalog of unfunny sketch comedy characters!

Indomitus
Not thick enough.

AlexGariepy
Yay. A super-kid...

TheDiva
SRSLY?

AlexGariepy
Be kind, always recycle your sets.

Indomitus
And your plots.

Sidesk
How to destroy your villain's credibility, Part 1.

tinaw
Who's hand is that?!???

OZOO
Yes of course it is.

GlitterRock
"Oops. Got my ring caught in my hair. Oh you haven't seen it have you??" *flashy flashy flashy*

TheLurker
Do the Martharena! *SPLAT!* Okay, who threw that?

fireyf
*sigh* If only this was the other way around.

Zee
"Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?"

tinaw
"Ok, Mike, is it? So let me get this story straight. Your temp agency sent you out on a clean-up assignment at Gizmonic Institute, Deep 13 Section. You were in the middle of your job when you were konked on the noggin. When you woke up, you realized you had been shot into space. You were then contacted by your captors, who informed you that they would be sending you bad movies on a regular basis and monitoring your reactions. Have I got this all down?"
"Yep. That's my story."
" . . . ok, I'm sorry I doubted your 'abducted and cloned' story earlier."

Sidesk
"Here, this wasn't funny the first time either!"