MrTim "Doctor, have I told you how grateful I am for letting me stay here?" "Suck up all you want, Turlough, I'm still not letting you shag either one of them."	MrTim "Yes, I'm sure the damage will heal in a few weeks. Piece of advice, though, Turlough? No matter how annoying she gets, next time don't tell her to 'do something useful with that mouth of yours and blow me!'"	GlitterRock He's got one of Xena's chakrams on his tummy!
GlitterRock "Psst, Doctor! Don't stare at Kamelion's cybernetic bulge!"	The_Gray_Zombie Well, Kamelion, before I hire you as a companion, I have to know about your qualifications. "Well, I could bitch slap Tegan for talking too much." Good enough for me, you got the job. Hey! Oh do shut up, Tegan.	MrTim "Mr. O'Brien, we have to return you to the twentieth century. It could damage the timeline irreparably if you don't take over for Letterman!"
GlitterRock o/` Karma karma karma karma karma me-eeeeeee.... o/`	MrTim "I think this celery is stalking me!"	TheLurker He's also the Master of The Clit!
TheDiva The Boss: Bruce Springsteen The Chairman: Frank Sinatra	MrTim The Munster: Fred Gwynne The Muenster: Cheese The Bastards: The BBC and Sci Fi Channel	GlitterRock "At last, I shall be turtley enough for the Turtle Club!"
GlitterRock Jenna Jameson Killed in Vietnam	The Secretive Bus Toba samples the delights of the Kellogg's Variety packs. "There's so many to choose from!" he is heard to report.	The Secretive Bus The climatic final battle - Sir Lancelot versus Patrick Troughton.