GersonK "Hi, this is a clock reminding you that there might be some time travel in this sroty. We think."	whofan1963 o/ Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From Sohodown to Brighton I must have played them all! o/	GlitterRock "Gallifreyan Titty-Twister! ARRRRGH!"
GlitterRock "You expect me to believe that?" "What? That I travel in time?" "No. That anyone would wear a stick of celery *there!"*	TomServoTheater3000 "Got an opening for a companion? I can run up and down corridors, jiggle braless and say 'What is it, Doctor?' with the best of them!"	Armitage20_5 He who pulls the staff from this stone is a teen sap.
GersonK See this? Enough dry ice to pay for fifty Cybermen.	GersonK o o 0 (Sroty? is that like a story?)	GlitterRock That single pillar cost more than the 1979 budget of the BBC series.
GlitterRock WHOA! Never bagged a Time Lord with the Glitterociter before! This is quite a coup.	TomServoTheater3000 Early CSO testwork on Jo Grant, circa 1973.	GlitterRock Cool! I got the companion, too! Now if I get the Master with the Glitterociter, I score a hat-trick!
GersonK "They're celebrating the new year by starting an atomic clock? What a bunch of gaywads."	TomServoTheater3000 As if the kiss wasn't enough, look where the Doctor's left hand is! He's trying to make it to second base!	The_Gray_Zombie Ah, the Sroty Mobile.