12/8/07:
We finish off "Carnival of Monsters" this update (starting on page 601) with LadyLoxley laughing at Jo, a few digs at Vorg's outfit, the phrase "meaty johnson," and more than a fair share of "Love Boat" references! Then we get our start on the Tenth Doctor two-parter "Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel" ... which we'll be enjoying through the month into January.

11/24/07:
This update we finish off our romantic getaway in "The Girl In The Fireplace" (starting on page 596) and get started on the Third Doctor's first-post exile adventure "Carnival Of Monsters!" This story is notable for many reasons: it had the first appearance of Ian Marter in the series, it marked the only appearance of a Cyberman in the Pertwee years, you get to see Jackie Tyler's unmentionables, DW-canon is explained -- AND there's space cacti!
I've also went and polished another five pages of the 'classic' material (starting on page 16) with new HTML, backgrounds and fonts. And we've collected the last 25 pages under the banner with stalwart-companion Steven Taylor!
And of course, we can't go by without a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Doctor Who! After the wilderness years where it was either on 18-month hiatus, or "not-really-cancelled" limbo, or the post-TV Movie uncertainty, it's quite a lovely feeling to know that we'll be enjoying it on the telly at the very least through 2010! And on a similiar note, the date also marked the FIFTH ANNIVERSARY of "Caption Who!" It's been a wonderful and hilarious ride these last five years with all of the Cappers who've riffed on the series and I definitely look forward to the next five years of giving the ol' Doctor a good ribbing.

11/9/07:
We're off to France as we jump full-tilt boogie into "The Girl In The Fireplace!" (starting on page 591) . This update we see Cyberbeast make a wonderful "Scary Movie 2" joke, you get to see the mythic Heart of the Screengrabber, Rose's breasts have a stunning performance, and we get to see the David Tennant-version of the KittyKat clock. Next time, look for more from "Fireplace" and perhaps the start of "Carnival Of Monsters!"

10/27/07:
A day late and a dollar short, but here's your regular dose of Doctor Who-silliness! (starting on page 586) "The Three Doctors" continues on with a special appearances by Max Maven, Gellguard-penis, Stryfe, and the Great Emoticon God. You'll also get to enjoy me making a mistake with my tenses, and see the three Doctors suffer a bout of ... erm.... well.... best not to say really. And we just dip our toes in a bit of our next story, "The Girl In The Fireplace!" See everyone in 14 days!

10/12/07:
We've got some lovely multi-Doctor madness in this month's update (starting on page 581) as we continue with "The Three Doctors." This time around... Jo gets invited to a rather unorthodox threesome, we get to see the long-awaited Troughton/Pertwee regeneration, Sgt. Benton comes to a depressing realization about alien menaces and bullets, and we finally get -- OMEGA!! Next time, look for more with the gang, and possibly the start of "The Girl In The Fireplace." Enjoy!

9/28/07:
In this update, school's out with our Tenth Doctor/Sarah Jane adventure (starting on page 576) ... and it's time for some good ol' fashioned multi-Doctor goodness with "The Three Doctors!" Enjoy some fun we make at the expense of the Doctor, Jo, and some alien blancmanges. Oh, and I tossed in some previously-unpublished "Terror Of The Autons" captions that somehow slipped through the net the first time 'round.

9/14/07:
It's three days early, but here you go! The return of Sarah Jane Smith continues in the "School Reunion" update (starting on page 571) . This time around, we have some fun with Ginny Weasley, find out what happened to Mark Strickson, have some fun with Dapol, and beware of BABY HITLER! Next time, we'll finish with "Reunion" and move right on to the tenth anniversary celebration "The Three Doctors!"
And the last twenty-five pages have been collected in their own section.... under the banner of cute-as-a-button Vicki! And I've trimmed the PLAIN MENU into sub-sections so there aren't so many links to load in at one time.

9/3/07:
We bring an end to "The Time Monster" in this update (starting on page 566) , and get started on the sentimental "School Reunion" with the Tenth Doctor... where you'll see a Blake's 7 constellation, and we check in with Class 4G.

8/19/07:
It's back to "The Time Monster" this update (starting on page 561) ! This time 'round, there's some amusing chess references, poor lovable Katy Manning gets more than her share of riffing, and there's something special for all you lovers of smooth hairless Atlantian boys -- and Jeffrey Jones, I am *not* talking about you!

8/5/07:
I decided to hit the latest update a day early! We're still in the beginnings of "The Time Monster" (starting on page 556) with some jokes about poor ol' Stuart Hyde, the Master gets a call from a notorious serial killer and battles with a Rubik's Cube, and we start the first of many riffs on the wonderful cleavage of Ms. Ingrid Pitt!
Also, I've went and 'cleaned up' another five pages from the beginning (starting on page 11) with some tidier HTML and fonts -- as well as debuting a new background-design I finally finished: the one-show-only roundel design from ....where else? ... "The Time Monster!"

7/24/07:
Hey everybody! This update (starting on page 551) brings an end to "Tooth And Claw" (with special attention being paid to an unintentionally-broken screengrab, and the Tenth Doctor's erection). Then we jump back to the classic Third Doctor tale "The Time Monster!" This looks to be a HUGE gallery which could very well carry through until September! So if you absolutely hate this story (as some of fandom seems to), you'll get a kick or three out of the jabs. Myself? It's one of my favorites!

7/11/07:
After nearly eight weeks we finally conclude with "The Mutants" (starting on page 546) -- and we couldn't do that without at least one more 'fat Marshal' joke, could we? Then it's straight on to our next Tenth Doctor story, "Tooth And Claw!" The Doctor and Rose get caught up an adventure filled with STARING, lots of Queen Victoria-jokes, STARING, werewolves... and did I mention STARING? Next time, we'll continue with this, and perhaps get started on "The Time Monster."
And in keeping with the tradition, I've collected the last 25 pages under their own section, so just click on the banner of the nifty Ian Chesterton to check them out!

6/18/07:
Mo' Mutants! Mo' Mutants! Mo' Mutants! That's what we've got in this update -- more fun on Solos and the Skybase (starting on page 541) . In this update, you'll see the Doctor on the $25,000 Pyramid, see which of our characters is the president of the Strong Bad fan club, and check out Andy Warhol's little-known "Claw." Next time, we'll bring the story to an end, and go right into the Tenth Doctor's "Tooth And Claw!"
And continuing the project of cleaning up some of the old pages, I've went and polished up the 2nd five pages (starting on page 6) to clean up some messy HTML and adjust the font.

6/14/07:
There's more "Mutants" fun a-coming this update (starting on page 536) ! Look for cameos from an Oompa Loompa, one of the Troggs, Fancy Lad, Michael Vick and Rosanna Arquette. The Solonian warlords run out of toliet paper, Mr. Svenning shows off his school ring, and there's some nice jokes from MST3K. Come back next update for more from Skybase, the Marshal, and Lobot!
Also, you'll notice a change starting this update. I'm using a different font on the pages now, so they shouldn't look quite as cluttered. And I've also started going back over the early pages and cleaning them up as well. Some of them had a search engine.exe which no longer functions, not to mention some shoddy HTML. So the first five pages starting at .... well, page (starting on page 1) have been spruced up.

6/1/07:
It's a day early, but when the update's ready for posting why wait? The Doctor is up to his frills in trouble in "The Mutants" (starting on page 531) You get to see the wonder of the turd-drill, catch David Tennant's appearance on the show decades too early, and find out about "Lofty" Anstruther. Oh, and of course, poke a few more jokes at the Marshal's expanse-- EXPENSE! I meant 'expense!' Come back in two weeks for much more from the classic Pertwee serial that showed us that being a horrible mutated bug really isn't so bad after all.

5/20/07:
We finish up the Tenth Doctor and Rose's trip to "New Earth" (starting on page 526) -- where you'll get to see a Chris Eccleston-esque zombie -- and get started on the Third Doctor and Jo's to the planet Solos in "The Mutants!" Witness history as the Doctor decides to make his screwdriver more sonic, and we Cappers start the first of many, many jokes at the expense of the Marshal!
Also you'll see a few cosmetic changes on the main page ... as well as some "COMING SOON" graphics for the galleries in the 'Menu By Doctor' area for shows we've captioned at the Cap-Page Board and will be eventually showing here!

5/6/07:
A couple of days late, but here we are again! The Doctor and Rose's adventures on "New Earth" continue (starting on page 521) , where Rose's BAFTA goes to her head, there's more jokes about cats and Billie's boobs, you learn about the Colored Liquids of Science, and enjoy some singing zombies! Next time, we'll wrap up the story and if there's room get started on "The Mutants."
And we've collected the last 25-hilarious pages under the banner of everyone's favorite history teacher, Barbara Wright!

4/21/07:
Hello everybody! We're back on "New Earth" this update (starting on page 516) ... strangely appropriate considering the Tenth Doctor and Martha's return there last week! Enjoy a few laughs as daupstart gets a couple of unexpected visitors at work, everyone appreciates Billie Piper's bewbies, and wonder why cellphones and DVDs didn't make it to the future. Enjoy!

4/8/07:
Happy Easter everyone! Here's a jam-packed update (starting on page 511) through the Doctor's past, present and future! We finish up the Third Doctor's fight against "The Sea Devils," and toss in a few new captions from "Inferno," "Doctor Who And The Silurians" and "The Dæmons." Then we go straight into the Tenth Doctor's season opener from last year, as he and Rose go to "New Earth!" Enjoy Mickey getting robbed, the World Stare Out Championship. and see the Doctor eyeball Luke Skywalker's ... erm... well... quite.

3/24/07:
You just can't keep "The Sea Devils" down! In this latest update (starting on page 506) the Master tries to repair his relationship with Grithmorg, we take a visit to Per-Twee's Playhouse, and we find out that Time Lords like big butts (and they do not lie!). Next update, we'll bring an end to the Deviltry, toss in a few nuggets from earlier Pertwee stories, and tag along as the Tenth Doctor and Rose visit "New Earth!"

3/10/07:
There's more fun for the seafood lover in you as we continue with "The Sea Devils" (starting on page 501) ! In this update, the Doctor gets tortured with an orgasmatron, the Master gets caught in a compromising position, the screengrabber gets broke -- and there's a special guest appearance by Herbie the Love Bug! Have fun, and come back next time for more with the SIlurian-- er, I mean Earth Reptiles' cousins.

2/25/07:
We've got a ton of snow here -- which means work's decided not to open today... i.e. SNOW DAY! Bestest day of the year! Which means I've decided to give you the next update a few days ahead of time. We continue with "The Sea Devils" (starting on page 496) , where you can hear about the virtues of Old Oak Ale, find out about 3rd Officer Jane Blythe's night job, and find out the real story why the Master went through so damn many regenerations! Next time, look for more Sea Deviltry to come!
Also, as you can see we've hit the big 500-PAGE MARK! Now that we've went through the Doctor/console banners, we kick off a series of companion-based banners (collecting every group of 25 pages). And who better to start with than our favorite granddaughter, Susan!

2/17/07:
According to the feedback from the sonic screwdriver, we come to the end of "Attack Of The Graske" this update (starting on page 491) . After getting shoo'ed out of the TARDIS by the Tenth Doctor, we head on back to the Third Doctor's era for the start of the classic "The Sea Devils," where we'll see the Master read "Kitten's First Full Moon," Jo goes to a sex dungeon, and we learn about best living facilities for your albino inchworm!
And also, check out the newest link on our ... well, LINKS page: "The Completely Useless Doctor Who Website!" It's a wonderfully twisted look at the classic-and-current series, done in the same style as the equally-classic book it's based on. It's absolutely hilarious!

2/4/07:
We continue with "Attack Of The Graske" this week (starting on page 486) , with the adventures of Gran-Apple Raspberry, GLORB changing some diapers, the Doctor getting his CD player TARDIS-jacked, and a special appearance by the ghost of William Hartnell. Also there's a couple extra from "The Zero Imperative" that popped up (heehee, "no stinking wig"). Look for the ENORMOUS "Sea Devils" update on the backburner until the next update.

1/22/07:
We finish up "The Christmas Invasion" (starting on page 481) and get a tease at the second season ... then head straight away to the "Attack Of The Graske" interactive game, starring David Tennant! Get those fingers near the red buttons! Next update, look for the conclusion, and the start of "The Sea Devils!"

1/8/07:
A brand-new year, as we continue our first story from our brand-new Doctor! More captions from "The Christmas Invasion" keep on rolling (starting on page 476) as the Tenth Doctor gets some more Disney musical lines wrong (as well as a little Labyrinth-number), Rose glomps onto Mickey, and we see Billie Piper's reaction to echostation's house. Next time, look for the conclusion of that adventure, and go straight to the interactive "Attack Of The Graske!"
Also, this page got a whole lot shorter -- as all of the 2006 updates have been collected into their own archive down below. Wow. That's ALOT of stuff!