Zee
"Ow! It's biting me!"

gleeb
ACTION Librarian! Now with more due-date-stamping action!

Zee
Sure, it's all smiles and sighs and petal-throwing in public, but you can be sure that back home Madame Maxine has sexually violated each and every one of them.

LadyLoxley
I've seen worse. Still doesn't make this worth seeing.

Zee
"2005? Best Year Ever? Like hell! 1998 was the best year ever! I got two Asian chicks at the same time, man! Two Asians! Plus that acne on my ass cleared up."

ArchHallJr
Only you can stop panda molestation.

AgentMoldy
"I'm a saaaad panda."

Indomitus
*sigh* I guess Lobster Boy isn't a big enough freak to get the front page anymore.

RodRocket
ASK ME HOW!

PrezGAR
Hold it. One's still alive. Hand me that 50 caliber Browning.

Coakley
Anyone else remember when you'd turn the Smurfs on Saturday morning, and somehow you'd get stuck watching an episode that only featured Johann and Pee-Wee? That happened more often than not, I'll bet.

Zee
So, it's the best year ever for Joseph Merrick?

Zee
Why was Mike Myers teamed up with Kanye West, anyway? Were the presenters matched up via random number generator?

Indomitus
The secret is revealed at last! George Bush is not the president! It's TOMMY SMOTHERS!!

PrezGAR
Better to have a President who plays with a yo-yo than a President who is one.

TheDiva
About time God started striking these people down.

gleeb
Well, that's certainly a wide-open field.

daupstart
DO NOT WANT!!