AgentMoldy
"And that's why I divorced Rob Reiner."

tinaw
She took over the Beth Littleford Interview?

Dita DuPave







I'm gonna need therapy after reading that!!!

TheDiva
Can't a man molest in peace?

gleeb
March? Ever hear of the 20th amendment?

TheDiva
Please, gleeb, like Bush is paying any attention to the Constitution.

TheDiva
Best Year Ever: 1943

GlitterRock
Just imagine the skankyness of 'The Simple Life' ... add in a dash of the alcoholism from 'Absolutely Fabulous' ... and you'll picture a TENTH of the horror that was "Taradise!"

TheDiva
Let's face it, girls aren't that interested in discontinuities in "Star Trek"...

Zee
"People have questioned my motherhood qualifications, but let me assure you, I have no intention of making out with my son. Until he's older."

GlitterRock
"Please call and donate to Hurricane Relief right now. The first 200 donations gets one of my adopted children. Really! I mean, they're just lying around the whole house like throw pillows, I could use the space!"

WaffleKing
Big Tobacco kills over 12,000 Apes every year. How's that for Monkey Business?

truth

Cyberbeast
Which one of their albums are they talking about?

Zee
Um... do they know that The Matrix is right outside their window?

Dita DuPave
It's Felix the Cat on acid!

RodRocket
On the other hand, Tom does a killer Hal Sparks imitation.

Zee
Let me take this opportunity to say that I am so fucking sick of penguins. I never thought I would want to write off an entire species but after this year, you know what? Fuck penguins. Real or CGI, fuck 'em. I'll be waiting outside of theaters showing Happy Feet with a sniper rifle. You've been warned.

RodRocket
"I love HER!!!!! I'm HETERO!!!!!! I BANGED her!!!! I made a baby in her!!!!! I know I did! I've done the research!!!!"