Zee
the TV-14 version of Hostel? Must be about 20 minutes long.

Zee
*punches Reese Witherspoon in the face*
*then, for good measure, punches Ryan Phillippe in the face too*
*then, punches Reese Witherspoon again. Just because.*

TheDiva
And we all thought it would last...

CajunFriedTofurkey
Superior Court Judge Andrea Bocelli.

RodRocket
"Am I as ugly as Ralph Garman says I am?"

Zee
Scream 2, Part II

Cyberbeast
It's the role he was born to play. This summer, Meatloaf *is* Solomon Grundy!

RodRocket
We slipped Mark McGrath a roofie, and put a wig and make up on him.... JUST TO PROVE A POINT!

gleeb
"Greetings, Earthlings. Take me to your (beep)."

RodRocket
Jillian Barberie Version 1.0?

Zee
"NAKED BIG-TITTIES GIRLS DON'T JUST FALL FROM THE SKY, YOU KNOW! ...."

Zee
Nothing I could type could be as funny as his rap attempts

Zee
"Yeah, uh, like, how do girls pee if they ain't got no wiener?"

gleeb
Seconds before an enraged mob of Elis killed him for revealing Skull and Bones' secrets.

gleeb
I'll bet you Mark David Chapman just kicks himself when he hears about stuff like this.

PrezGAR
Also know as Rug Rage.

YibbleGuy
o/` Shanna's divorced, I heard
She's drifting out to sea
It made her want to scream and cuss

Maybe I'd care about it
Offer sympathy
If I knew who the fuck she was

If I knew who the fuck she was .... o/`

Diana Luna
Still better than Tom Green!