Cyberbeast
/Sultan of Oom Papa Mau Mau

RodRocket
"HAIL MARTHA! SHE SHALL NEVER BE DESTROYED! CUT OFF A HEAD AND TWO MORE SHALL TAKE IT'S PLACE!"

GodoHell
All that just to get an erection?!?

ithurtswhenidothat
Glad its not Fudge!

TheDiva
Well, SOMEONE'S gonna be da worm face.

gleeb
It's a proud, manly truss.

TheDiva
We are the Oprah. Resistance is futile.

Laurie2K
"Haaaaaa Haaaa!!!! You fell for it!!! I said your heart was on fire so you ripped it out! You ripped it out and wrote lies on it too!!!"

gleeb
The games of limb loss should be enough to hold their interest.

DarkestPerk
Anna Nicole justed hugged him from behind.

Mattteus
Just imagine how much sweat has collected in his buttcrack

TheDiva
His lungs are making a break for it!

Mattteus
So it's the best week ever because you got pizza?

gleeb
"Your mama's business methods are so primitive, she thinks the Uniform Commercial Code governs how long it'll be before she can continue watching Barnaby Jones!"

tinaw
Well, yo mama so fat she considered gastric bypass surgery!

I never said I was any good at the dozens.

TheDiva
Hey, Bitch U is my alma mater!

DarkestPerk
I assume the next caption is of Mothra descending from the heavens to scatter cardboard and tinfoil everywhere???

Mattteus
I could crap a better photo manipulation!