Dita DuPave
*bleep*

Granamyr1
ooooO Dragon nip kicking in....feeling woozy...can't focus on virgin sacrifice...ooooO

gleeb
"Funny, it doesn't taste Polish."

gleeb
That's silly. Cheney's the veep, Delay was House Majority Leader.

gleeb
Is that an exact quote, or is the headline writer trying to make Cheney sound like recent Russian immigrant?

gleeb
Oh, they're gonna get letters from ducks.

zoom98
Wait, are they showing "14" or "24"? Or maybe it's "V", I liked that one.

TheDiva
"We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it!"

TheDiva
This interview promises to be about as hard-hitting as an eiderdown pillow.

PrezGAR
I think she got him angry.

(OK, it's not PhotoShop, but not everyone can afford PhotoShop.)

Dita DuPave
Oh good God Glitter, why are you showing us Betty La Feya Y La Bestia again?

TheDiva
Blue is hiding under the couch whimpering.

TheDiva
"Welcome back...today we're talking with Kevin Eubanks..."

Granamyr1
ooooO uhhhh...this is BAD Dragon nip, I'm telling you...two virgin sacrifices gone bad in thirty

SweetHeart666
"For CNN, I'm Chip McDopey!"

Mattteus
*YO MAMA'S NAME HERE*

cajunmagic
Thanks, but, Nibbles McShitsack just doesn't look good on the side of a plane.

LadyLoxley
But who'd fly in a plane named Rebecca? Hitchcock fans?