SweetHeart666
"What the...? Jimmy Hoffa?!?"

GlitterRock
And now here's Victoria Silvstedt with your Moment Of Zen

.... Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm definitely moved!

TheDiva
Why the cross? Is she trying to showcase her lucious, heaving, pillowy spirituality?

TheDiva
SUPREME COURT HAS WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON ITS HANDS

Indomitus
Several of the justices, being divorced old and wealthy, are hoping to score...

TheDiva
Why the green light? Are they filming this inside the TARDIS?

gleeb
"Hello. I'm The Man. What's with all this trying to 'stick it' to me? Knock it off or I'll do away with the Child Labor laws. Good day."

Zee
"I'd like to address the allegations about a poor tooth-to-gum ratio..."

Indomitus
The truth is finally revealed! Geena Davis and Paula Poundstone are the SAME PERSON! AAAAAAHHH!!

TheDiva
"Here's a little gift from the people of New Orleans..."
*POW!*

tinaw
All right! Colin Mochrie standing up for the people! Yeah!

PrezGAR
All part of his duties as The Snack Fairy.

Zee
That baby looks hung over.

TheDiva
As soon as the government gets out of the hands of fat white guys or Hell freezes over, whichever comes first. I'm banking on the latter.

gleeb
"Well, she's got extra. Our work here is done."

tinaw
"Marry for her mind? Do you folks really think I'm that deep?"

Cyberbeast
"Hi, I'm Ice-T, and I'm here with this giant pair of breasts that may or may not be attached to a woman of some kind, I'm not sure, I haven't looked yet."

tinaw
"HE JUMP ON MY VAGINA!!!"