LauraPowers85
Best Week Ever: Mutant Freaks Edition

gleeb
Sometimes they just turn the lights in the boardroom down and tell ghost stories.

Diana Luna
And now a message from Oprah's bitch...

Shockeye
Tonight on Horrifying Orgasms...

RodRocket
Shouldn't that read "Village PERSON"?

Shockeye
"Nowadays I really do sleep at the YMCA."

TheCarolingDiva
It was hard, but they found someone more disturbing than the gap-toothed guy.

RodRocket
NOOOOOO!!!!!!

gleeb
What is it with her and our nation's sub-B-list actors?

Indomitus
On the upside, that means the rest of us have a better-than-average chance.

YibbleGuy
Now, it's time once again for "A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney" ....
"Have you ever noticed that the word 'Threshold' is kinda funny? It should really have one more 'h' in it. You don't pronounce it 'Thres-hold'. You don't pronounce it 'Thresh-old', either. You pronounce it 'Thresh-hold'. You make the 'h' sound twice. But there's only one 'h'. That's just not right. It's like those pound cans of coffee that only have 13 ounces of coffee in them. I think we should all write the Webster's people, and ask them where our extra 'h' is."
I'm Mike Wallace. Sure, Andy's getting a little senile, but, hey, who am *I* to talk? For reasons no one can really explain, we'll be back next week, with another edition of "60 Minutes."

Coakley
Another good series starring Carla Gugino unfairly cancelled early.
Yes, another sumpious, heaving, pillowy Carla Gugino series cancelled early.

TheCarolingDiva
Don't scare me like that, Glitter!

Dita DuPave
Every night, Rupert Grint prays that he will not end up like Danny Bonaduce twenty years from now...

gleeb
The only way he's gonna please the court is by leaving it.

Zee
Wow. Thanks. I'll never get an erection ever again. Thanks.

TheDiva
Awww, how sweet. Isn't it nice to know her love of money isn't affected by petty things like age and appearance?

GlitterRock
Inheritance is a far more appealing scent than Axe can ever hope to be.