Gray Zombie
Please, Cappers, if you're going to insult me, remember the rating here.

TheCarolingDiva
A really good show on a really stupid show. I don't know how to feel.

Shadarus
*ahem* What, exactly, is he balancing that calendar on?

TheCarolingDiva
On the next "CSI," Catherine gets a little drunk at the staff Christmas party...

Dita DuPave
Dear God, what have they done to that little boy?!

TheCarolingDiva
"This right here is all anyone's interested in...and really, it's all I've got."

TheCarolingDiva
"I'M GAY! Come on, laugh, it's funny."

JMShearer
"I'm still a lesbian, everybody! It's all I've got anymore! Feel free to laugh at any time. Yeah, I'm getting kinda old, now, aren't I?"

Diana Luna
"Hey! Did I ever tell you guys I was gay?"

ChaosWolf1982
"Yes! Just try to picture me having sex! You'll hate lesbians forever!"

TheCarolingDiva
Hey, the African trickster spirit!

Gray Zombie
Ok, I mean, it's just that...it's Joss' way.
"So, how come you didn't get killed?"
Because I'm supposed to be the captain of Serenity. I'm the hero, I have to live.
"You just kiss ass better than me, that's all."
Well.......doesn't hurt.

GlitterBellRock
"Oh, and Alan? Bad news: we're also taking your land from you."
"Awww man!"

Zee
"So, I was on the set of Buffy, and Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Caulfield, and Eliza Dushku challenged me to a pussy-eating contest!"
"No they didn't."
"Well, okay, I challenged them. But they all said yes!"
"No they didn't."
"... No. No, they didn't."

GlitterBellRock
"Ten weeks into filming, and I finally realized that Morena Baccarin's eyes were up here!"

PrezGAR
Fold her properly and toss her like a paper airplane.

Shockeye
How much Moss can H&M toss when H&M tosses Moss?

Shockeye
Although massive amounts of bulimia are OK.