TheCarolingDiva
This will end well.

GlitterBellRock
And yet again, the story about the 'dead' mom wearing a beard defrauding her landlord is pushed to the back page. Tsk!

Zee
No! That monkey is stealing my identity!

Shockeye
Voiceover: "Underneath that cute, cuddly exterior lies the heart of a vicious killer."

GlitterBellRock
Pingu arrives at the Golden Globes.
*camera flash* "Pingu! Who are you wearing tonight?"
*camera flash* "Pingu! Thoughts on the Brad Pitt-adopting-Angelina's kids story?"
*camera flash* "Pingu! When are you coming back to the Cap-Page Board?"

TheCarolingDiva
What, penguins can't be bi?

GlitterBellRock
Would that make it "Gay Pride March Of The Penguins?"

gleeb
It's good to see a penguin, regardless of his sexual preferences, turning away from a life of crime.

What?

RodRocket
Pingu? NO!!!!!!!!!!

RodRocket
Never mind. I don't even want to see her do porn, now.

AlexGariepy
Thassa spicy caption!

RodRocket
Gloria Leonard for Charmin Tissue.

GlitterBellRock
It's that one guy on 'Bones!'
"Who, Bones?"
No, Bones is a girl.
"Nuh uh! I watched 'Star Trek' and Bones was a guy!"
It's a different Bones. This one's a doctor.
"Bones was a doctor!"

Sidesk
First Prize is a ticket out of Nebraska.
Second Prize is a return ticket.

YibbleGuy
KANYE West, however, was uninjured in the explosion.

Zee
George Bush does not care about exploding people.

AlexGariepy
George W. Bush doesn't care about getting my sandwich.

TheLurker
"Oh, by the way, George W. Bush doesn't care about lesbians either."