BEST WEEK EVER CAPTIONS
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TheSpaceToast
*clicks the blowjob icon*



RodRocket
I guess if you've got fame, money AND a huge dick, it doesn't matter.



Zee
Pamela Anderson has a huge dick!?!?



Gray Zombie
Wow, Mr. "BoogerButt" Bookman from Good Times was a dancer? I did NOT know that.



Zee
VH1 Behind the Music: That One Fat Boy Whose Heart Exploded



RodRocket
"Help! Someone Photoshopped my eyes away!"



AntiHero
the infamous "ZOMG SPOILERS!" face



SweetHeart666
No we would not like to see Jareth's batch, thanks!



RodRocket
"Duck! Incoming video transition!"



GlitTurkeyRock
It's always best to defrag your pop culture-program once a month.



Cyberbeast
"Oh my god, what happened next?! Was there bacon? Please, I must know!"



TheDiva
Probably, "I'm rich, famous, and good-looking, so I can get away with it..."



Zee
You forgot- let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better.



gleeb
That he's a law unto himself?



Gray Zombie
Booze, Babes, and a Dwarf. Wait a second, wasn't this YingYang's last birthday party?



RodRocket
"Yeah! I got plenty! But I don't share! Start your own fuckin' magazine!"


Gray Zombie
Dear Mr. Hefner,
Thank you for the Charisma pictorial last year. In gratitude, please find enclosed one (1) GlitterDome V.I.P card (which entitles you to all the hot wings your horny little heart desires), one (1) toy LurkerBunny (part of the Capper Toys line), and one (1) henchdude rejection letter (complete with "So sad, too bad, bye bye")
Again, thank you.
Sincerely
Gray Zombie, The
PS: If Pamela Anderson is the one with the big dick, where does the fame and money come into the picture?


Zee
Tiny Lister snaps his tether and kills a coolie.





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