TheDiva
Where do these people get all their free time, anyway? Cause I could sure use some...

AlexGariepy
"I want a glass of REFRESHING COCA-COLA!!!"
"This sign has more talent than that guy!"
"Cowell 3:16"

LauraPowers85
Another sign:
"Signs Rule!"

GlitterRock
Somewhere to the side, there'll be Rainbow Head.

gleeb
*crack* "Ha! Another clean kill!"

GlitterRock
If Oprah's production company handled the sequel to the surprise Ashton hit:
"Dude, YOU get a car! Dude, YOU get a car! Dude, YOU get a car!"

GlitterRock
Is this the dead hooker in Affleck's trailer I keep hearing so much about?

PrezGAR
Mr Fabio, I bring you greetings from Parkay.
[blam-blam-blam-blam-blam]
[thunk]
Parrrkaaayyyyy.

daupstart
Dax always blames this sort of thing on her Trill symbiote, but we know the deal!...

LauraPowers85
Well it's not like she could exactly win a contest anyway.

GlitterRock
What a horrible life to be a rabbit-husband. The only way you know if your wife's pregnant is if she dies!

JMShearer
"Word up, foo!"

AntiHero
Mating season: sweeps

TheDiva
Cause:
Excess of male writers in television

SweetHeart666
The Shark: About To Be Jumped

Cyberbeast
Condition:
Shrunken Testicles

GlitterRock
Symptoms: Persistant denials that he is NOT "Gary U.S. Bonds."

JMShearer
Treatment: One .22 caliber round to the head.