BEST WEEK EVER CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
At a loss, she flashes her boob for the camera.



AlexGariepy
A year of wardrobe malfunctions, talentless bimbos and cleavage everwhere, I think 2004 should be considered the year of the poor man's porno.



GlitterRock
Yup, there she is. America's sweetheart.



SweetHeart666
Susie Cockjaw!



SweetHeart666
Susie Cockjaw's mom, Lynn!



SweetHeart666
"Nicole."
"Yeah"
"Sucking cock is hot!"
"Yeah!"



TheDiva
Is that her underwear, or a censorship bar?



JMShearer
Don't know, don't care. Every time I see it, I want to toss the cookies I worked so hard to bake this evening.



ChaosWolf1982
I don't know who this is, nor do I want to know. I am too busy staring at ass to care.



GlitterRock
"YOU got served! YOU got served! YOU got served!"
(audience squeals)
"EVERYBODY got served!"



TheDiva
And how many of these women had to sell the bloody car because they couldn't afford the property taxes?



AlexGariepy
Car, schmar, my insurance will just skyrocket, I want ice cream!



TheDiva
You know, suddenly growing up with the New Kids on the Block and Debbie Gibson doesn't seem that bad...


PrezGAR
I'd shoot her, but there is a possibility that those innocent people could get covered in silicone or whatever substance fills her cranial cavity, since she most likely doesn't have any grey matter.


ChaosWolf1982
Well, unless I'm mistaken, silicone is water-soluble, so it would just wash right off... as for her head exploding... I vote it's like a big pinata full of sweet cotton candy.





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