TheDiva
If you invite me back for next year's Super Bowl, I'll flash BOTH breasts! Come on, I'm fifty grand in the hole, they're gonna take my thumbs...

MuscleBabe Lover
...can't sleep... giant Whoopi-teeth will eat me...
...can't sleep... giant Whoopi-teeth will eat me...
...can't sleep... giant Whoopi-teeth will eat me...
...can't sleep... giant Whoopi-teeth will eat me...

YibbleGuy
Tonight, on the wackiest "Full House" ever, Michelle is conscripted as child slave labor by a Chinese textile mill ....

Indomitus
Meanwhile, at the Zonko Fake Dog Turd factory...

AntiHero
So then why hasn't one had her own slasher movie series?

gleeb
So, how short does one have to be to be immortal? 4'6"?

Indomitus
Little People Stereotype #2: They all belong to the Lollipop Guild.

GersonK
Little People Stereotype #3: They're short.

JohnSteed
#4: Consider Warwick Davis their God.

LauraPowers85
Little People Stereotype #5: They like to mimick Rosie O'Donnell hairstyles.

elKapitan
Little People Stereotype #6: They all like being called Mini-Me.

PrezGAR
Little People Stereotype #7: Their diet consists entirely of Lucky Charms and Keebler Cookies.

GlitterRock
Little People Stereotype #7: John Rhys-Davies really isn't a little person.

AgentMoldy
Little People Stereotype #9 -- yes, #9. There apparently was a tie for 7th: They love to order from the kids' menu.

JurassicPork
Little People Stereotype #11: They pray to Billy Barty as their savior.
Little People Stereotype #12: They adore being invited to stand up to stretch their legs.
Little People Stereotype #13: They prefer to be called Midget-Americans.
Little People Stereotype #14: They weren't actually used in THE WIZARD OF OZ. Judy Garland, Jack Haley, Burt Lahr and the other actors were actually seven feet or taller.
Little People Stereotype #15: They actually love Randy Newman.