BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAPTIONS -
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The_Gray_Zombie
Now, we just wait for someone to say "I don't know"


GlitterRock
"Maybe I left my right arm back on the bus!"


TheDiva
Ah, Hollywood High: were even the freaks and geeks are photogenic.


Dita DuPave
John Mayer does a magic trick.


GlitterRock
"PUH-LEEZE tell me that you have some videos from when you were at band camp!"


TheDiva
"Come on, I want it, you want it, the fans want it, so let's get busy!"


daupstart
"Willow, will you give me head in the stairwell after school?"
"What? Why, no! I--"
" WHY NOT?!!!!"


Coakley
"THERE IS NO CHARISMA, ONLY... ah, forget it."


Dita DuPave
She's gonna start puking pea soup and rutting a crucifix any minute now!


TheDiva
Whoa, Gray, what ARE you doing down there?


The_Gray_Zombie
Lovin' every damn minute of it, why?


daupstart
Xander, master of the burpabet


PrezGAR
"SciFi Wire says Joss is going to be writing X-Men. Maybe he can hook me up with some of those hot mutant babes?"
"They're just comic book characters. They don't exist."
"We thought the same thing about vampires before we met Buffy."
"Touche."


GlitterRock
"Cruel Ingestions" starring Sarah Michelle Gellar.


YibbleGuy
"Whatcha typin', Willow? Let's see ... 'The use of symbolism in James Joyce's Ulysses results in a complex evocation of now Buffy's soft warm breasts are nestled in my hair'--HEY!"




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