BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAPTIONS -
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TheDiva
aka "The LAST movie you expected to be turned into a relatively successful TV series."


TheLurker
"We're black, we know it! We shake our big booties and show it! We ain't white, we ain't white, we definitely ain't white!"


PrezGAR
Kirsten Dunst is going to come down from the Spidey gallery and slap all of them.


alexgariepy
The secret word for today is Pumpkin!


Coakley
I remember when that meant something... then didn't mean something... then meant something again.


GlitterRock
Der and Der-erer


NurseNoir
So suave you'd never know he's Canadian!


PrezGAR
"One of us is going to win an Oscar by dressing like a guy? Whatever."


TheDiva
I'm guessing at least two of these guys is named "Corey"...


TheDiva
.oO(Maybe she'd find me less threatening if I wore glasses and worked in the school library...)


NurseNoir
Mmmmmmmmmmm....
Donald Sutherland...
*ghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghr
ghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghrghr... *


GlitterRock
"All I said was "Hello Nursey," and now she's drooling. I have my answer! I'm walking on air!"


GlitterRock
"You wouldn't last ONE second in West Beverly, pal."


TheLurker
Monica Lewinsky: The High School Years.


tinaw
Talk about aggressive prostitution.




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