DarkestPerk
Giles: Good To The Last Drop

Gray Zombie
Lithen, ith been awhile sinth we had a "Thay, can I thuck your cock" thread.....

YibbleGuy
Stunts by .......... LITTLEHEAD BADBUFFYDOUBLE

GlitterRock
Undead Blues harmonica legend Blind Lemon Nosferatu

GlitterRock
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LadyLoxley
I'm getting bored just looking at him.

TheDiva
"Oh Lord, when will I have a chest?"

GlitterRock
*Ethan pulls down her panties and unzips his fly* "Just relax and think of England."
"How is that gonna help me, Ethan?"
"I'm talking to myself!"

GlitterRock
"How could you hate me? Look at this punim!"

DarkestPerk
To the background music of Dance Of The Librarians.

GlitterRock
DAMN!! And here I was certain that the municipally-funded cage in the public school would hold the Eldritch Demon!

GlitterRock
"EEK! Help me Boob Fairy!!"
"Don't you mean 'Jesus?'"
"Um, hello? Which one do you think has visited me more often?"

Cyberbeast
All these years I've been a fan of this show, I never realized that Ethan was played by Bill Nye the Science Guy.

cajunmagic
"God, I can't believe my dad did 'The Majestic'."
*Charlie Rose theme plays*
"Welcome to the broadcast. Tonight, cajunmagic is with us on the eve of yet another 'Juliet Landau is the daughter of Martin Landau and Barbara Bain' cap. Cajunmagic is, of course, a celebrated Capper, showboating legend, owner of the softest, pillowiest breasts ever and unfunny perv who likes the girl from LazyTown. Cajunmagic, welcome."
Well, thank you, Charlie. It's good to be here.
"Talk about that cap you just made. Did you feel confident?"
Not at first, no. I'd tried to do a similar cap on another grab, but it just didn't click.
"Do you think there'll be other 'Juliet Landau' caps?"
Well, the demand isn't that great, but who knows?
"How do you answer the charge that you're blatantly stealing SpaceToast's 'after the cap interview' bit?"
... No further questions! Get that camera out of my face!

jackrouters
"OW where's the OW creme filling OW?"

Zee
AHHH! TALIA SHIRE! Right there, on the right! GET A STAKE!!!

Cyberbeast
"According to this, you should invest in tech stocks. Oh, but Miss Edith says don't get greedy, get out before the bubble bursts."

YibbleGuy
Never interrupt Ashley Judd when she's summoning the dark powers of Satan ... or, in other words: Never interrupt Ashley Judd.