BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAPTIONS
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The Eyes Have Hills
NOW I remember why this guy was never nominated for an Emmy!




GlitterBellRock
"GUH-heehee! Hi kids! I'm Petey The Volunteer Pumpkin! Remember: volunteering is COOL! It gives you respect from your peers, self-esteem, and clears up your skin! Volunteer today in your community, earn the admiration of those around you, and soak up the sweet, sweet luvvin' from their womens!"




GlitterBellRock
A helluva lot more appealing than the year he let kids see "Pop's Pumpkin Batch!"

... ... ... shame on you, Pop. Shame on you. I was only 12.




GlitterBellRock
o/` Sil-ver Sham-rock! o/`




Indomitus






Indomitus
"Yeah, sorry folks. It's doesn't get much better than this."




Zee
What if they grabbed a fistful of Buffy's shirt when they went down? Would her shirt disappear too?

What? I can dream, can't I?




GlitterBellRock
"Ohhh... oh Riley... ohhh yess... yess.... " *hands on his bobbing head*
*slurp...lick...nibble...suck* "Tell me when you're close. I don't want you to come in my mouth, 'kay? Oh, and don't get it in my hair, either."




ChaosWolf1982
That implies either Riley's an utter moron, or that Buffy's a shemale...

Either way, it explains a hell of a lot.




CrackedCosmo
Nasty bat, stop pulling Willow's hair




GlitterBellRock
Damn.... another missed opportunity for Halloween. You could've saved this pic, enlarged it on your harddrive, printed it out, and cut out the eyeholes for your very own RUPERT GILES™ Halloween Mask!




Zee
Wow, the school spared no expense on those Halloween decorations!




YibbleGuy
"It has a whalebone bustier built in."
"Won't that be painful?"
"Don't worry--it would only hurt if you actually had breasts."




WaffleKing
The reason I like this episode?
Willow's surprisingly bodacious six-pack!




WaffleKing
So does Willow do 1,000 ab crunches a day? But for what purpose?




Scarecrows Brain
Nicole Richie shows off in her new dress.


TheCarolingDiva
"There you are, the novelization of 'High School Musical'*. Now get out of here before you corrupt my IQ with your presence."

*Actually exists. So help me, I only wish I were making this shit up.


TheCarolingDiva
The little bow over her cooch is a nice touch.





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