gleeb
To help all the adolescent boys out there, she's clearly labeled "the girls".

kilroy105
What better way is there to cast a life-sucking mummy than by casting Sarah Silverman in the role.

DarkestPerk
The smile says "come closer"
The panda bear she has broken and hanging from the head-board, says "run like Hell"

BCWildcat7
Easily the most disturbing picture to hang in a Day's Inn room.

TheDiva
Why is it guys get turned on seeing this sort of thing, but never get turned off when the woman bites down and severs the foodstuff in question?

DarkestPerk
A party isn't really rockin' until the Rabbi gets into the punch

GlitterRock
Wow. Who knew Victor Garber used to be such a greaser!

YibbleGuy
Kirk Cameron sings his new hit, "Bananas Prove the Existence of God, And, Yes, I Really Am That Stupid."

WaffleKing
Frigid bitch.

TheDiva
How lousy do you have to be to fail miserably at being Hayden Christiansen?

Zee
"She had man hands!"
"Man hands?"
"The hands of a man! It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast!"

WaffleKing
Excuse me, which way to Whore Island?

Gore Slickened Gonads
"Giles, did you get drunk and sleep it off in the book cage again?"
"Hey, I don't ask you what you do at night. Oh wait, yeah I do."

Zee
In addition to training her in all the ancient fighting styles of the East, he also teaches her sweet dance moves for the local eighties night.

YibbleGuy
"If my carefully simulated bralessness didn't cheer you up, I don't know what will."

TheDiva
Was he photoshopped in at the last second?

DarkestPerk
"I'll be sponging off your charm and sex appeal for the next 6-7 years, Sarah...and I just wanted to say "Thank You" "

GeorgeSandersJr
"Duhty mouth?"